Act I

SCENE I. The same.

Enter LORD BARDOLPH

LORD BARDOLPH

Who keeps the gate here, ho?

The Porter opens the gate

Where is the earl?

Porter

What shall I say you are?

LORD BARDOLPH

Tell thou the earl
 That the Lord Bardolph doth attend him here.

Porter

His lordship is walk’d forth into the orchard;
 Please it your honour, knock but at the gate,
 And he himself wilt answer.

Enter NORTHUMBERLAND

LORD BARDOLPH

Here comes the earl.

Exit Porter

NORTHUMBERLAND

What news, Lord Bardolph? every minute now
 Should be the father of some stratagem:
 The times are wild: contention, like a horse
 Full of high feeding, madly hath broke loose
 And bears down all before him.

LORD BARDOLPH

Noble earl,
 I bring you certain news from Shrewsbury.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Good, an God will!

LORD BARDOLPH

As good as heart can wish:
 The king is almost wounded to the death;
 And, in the fortune of my lord your son,
 Prince Harry slain outright; and both the Blunts
 Kill’d by the hand of Douglas; young Prince John
 And Westmoreland and Stafford fled the field;
 And Harry Monmouth’s brawn, the hulk Sir John,
 Is prisoner to your son: O, such a day,
 So fought, so follow’d and so fairly won,
 Came not till now to dignify the times,
 Since Caesar’s fortunes!

NORTHUMBERLAND

How is this derived?
 Saw you the field? came you from Shrewsbury?

LORD BARDOLPH

I spake with one, my lord, that came from thence,
 A gentleman well bred and of good name,
 That freely render’d me these news for true.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Here comes my servant Travers, whom I sent
 On Tuesday last to listen after news.

Enter TRAVERS

LORD BARDOLPH

My lord, I over-rode him on the way;
 And he is furnish’d with no certainties
 More than he haply may retail from me.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Now, Travers, what good tidings comes with you?

TRAVERS

My lord, Sir John Umfrevile turn’d me back
 With joyful tidings; and, being better horsed,
 Out-rode me. After him came spurring hard
 A gentleman, almost forspent with speed,
 That stopp’d by me to breathe his bloodied horse.
 He ask’d the way to Chester; and of him
 I did demand what news from Shrewsbury:
 He told me that rebellion had bad luck
 And that young Harry Percy’s spur was cold.
 With that, he gave his able horse the head,
 And bending forward struck his armed heels
 Against the panting sides of his poor jade
 Up to the rowel-head, and starting so
 He seem’d in running to devour the way,
 Staying no longer question.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Ha! Again:
 Said he young Harry Percy’s spur was cold?
 Of Hotspur Coldspur? that rebellion
 Had met ill luck?

LORD BARDOLPH

My lord, I’ll tell you what;
 If my young lord your son have not the day,
 Upon mine honour, for a silken point
 I’ll give my barony: never talk of it.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Why should that gentleman that rode by Travers
 Give then such instances of loss?

LORD BARDOLPH

Who, he?
 He was some hilding fellow that had stolen
 The horse he rode on, and, upon my life,
 Spoke at a venture. Look, here comes more news.

Enter MORTON

NORTHUMBERLAND

Yea, this man’s brow, like to a title-leaf,
 Foretells the nature of a tragic volume:
 So looks the strand whereon the imperious flood
 Hath left a witness’d usurpation.
 Say, Morton, didst thou come from Shrewsbury?

MORTON

I ran from Shrewsbury, my noble lord;
 Where hateful death put on his ugliest mask
 To fright our party.

NORTHUMBERLAND

How doth my son and brother?
 Thou tremblest; and the whiteness in thy cheek
 Is apter than thy tongue to tell thy errand.
 Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless,
 So dull, so dead in look, so woe-begone,
 Drew Priam’s curtain in the dead of night,
 And would have told him half his Troy was burnt;
 But Priam found the fire ere he his tongue,
 And I my Percy’s death ere thou report’st it.
 This thou wouldst say, ‘Your son did thus and thus;
 Your brother thus: so fought the noble Douglas:’
 Stopping my greedy ear with their bold deeds:
 But in the end, to stop my ear indeed,
 Thou hast a sigh to blow away this praise,
 Ending with ‘Brother, son, and all are dead.’

MORTON

Douglas is living, and your brother, yet;
 But, for my lord your son—

NORTHUMBERLAND

Why, he is dead.
 See what a ready tongue suspicion hath!
 He that but fears the thing he would not know
 Hath by instinct knowledge from others’ eyes
 That what he fear’d is chanced. Yet speak, Morton;
 Tell thou an earl his divination lies,
 And I will take it as a sweet disgrace
 And make thee rich for doing me such wrong.

MORTON

You are too great to be by me gainsaid:
 Your spirit is too true, your fears too certain.

NORTHUMBERLAND

Yet, for all this, say not that Percy’s dead.
 I see a strange confession in thine eye:
 Thou shakest thy head and hold’st it fear or sin
 To speak a truth. If he be slain, say so;
 The tongue offends not that reports his death:
 And he doth sin that doth belie the dead,
 Not he which says the dead is not alive.
 Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
 Hath but a losing office, and his tongue
 Sounds ever after as a sullen bell,
 Remember’d tolling a departing friend.

LORD BARDOLPH

I cannot think, my lord, your son is dead.

MORTON

I am sorry I should force you to believe
 That which I would to God I had not seen;
 But these mine eyes saw him in bloody state,
 Rendering faint quittance, wearied and out-breathed,
 To Harry Monmouth; whose swift wrath beat down
 The never-daunted Percy to the earth,
 From whence with life he never more sprung up.
 In few, his death, whose spirit lent a fire
 Even to the dullest peasant in his camp,
 Being bruited once, took fire and heat away
 From the best temper’d courage in his troops;
 For from his metal was his party steel’d;
 Which once in him abated, all the rest
 Turn’d on themselves, like dull and heavy lead:
 And as the thing that’s heavy in itself,
 Upon enforcement flies with greatest speed,
 So did our men, heavy in Hotspur’s loss,
 Lend to this weight such lightness with their fear
 That arrows fled not swifter toward their aim
 Than did our soldiers, aiming at their safety,
 Fly from the field. Then was the noble Worcester
 Too soon ta’en prisoner; and that furious Scot,
 The bloody Douglas, whose well-labouring sword
 Had three times slain the appearance of the king,
 ‘Gan vail his stomach and did grace the shame
 Of those that turn’d their backs, and in his flight,
 Stumbling in fear, was took. The sum of all
 Is that the king hath won, and hath sent out
 A speedy power to encounter you, my lord,
 Under the conduct of young Lancaster
 And Westmoreland. This is the news at full.

NORTHUMBERLAND

For this I shall have time enough to mourn.
 In poison there is physic; and these news,
 Having been well, that would have made me sick,
 Being sick, have in some measure made me well:
 And as the wretch, whose fever-weaken’d joints,
 Like strengthless hinges, buckle under life,
 Impatient of his fit, breaks like a fire
 Out of his keeper’s arms, even so my limbs,
 Weaken’d with grief, being now enraged with grief,
 Are thrice themselves. Hence, therefore, thou nice crutch!
 A scaly gauntlet now with joints of steel
 Must glove this hand: and hence, thou sickly quoif!
 Thou art a guard too wanton for the head
 Which princes, flesh’d with conquest, aim to hit.
 Now bind my brows with iron; and approach
 The ragged’st hour that time and spite dare bring
 To frown upon the enraged Northumberland!
 Let heaven kiss earth! now let not Nature’s hand
 Keep the wild flood confined! let order die!
 And let this world no longer be a stage
 To feed contention in a lingering act;
 But let one spirit of the first-born Cain
 Reign in all bosoms, that, each heart being set
 On bloody courses, the rude scene may end,
 And darkness be the burier of the dead!

TRAVERS

This strained passion doth you wrong, my lord.

LORD BARDOLPH

Sweet earl, divorce not wisdom from your honour.

MORTON

The lives of all your loving complices
 Lean on your health; the which, if you give o’er
 To stormy passion, must perforce decay.
 You cast the event of war, my noble lord,
 And summ’d the account of chance, before you said
 ‘Let us make head.’ It was your presurmise,
 That, in the dole of blows, your son might drop:
 You knew he walk’d o’er perils, on an edge,
 More likely to fall in than to get o’er;
 You were advised his flesh was capable
 Of wounds and scars and that his forward spirit
 Would lift him where most trade of danger ranged:
 Yet did you say ‘Go forth;’ and none of this,
 Though strongly apprehended, could restrain
 The stiff-borne action: what hath then befallen,
 Or what hath this bold enterprise brought forth,
 More than that being which was like to be?

LORD BARDOLPH

We all that are engaged to this loss
 Knew that we ventured on such dangerous seas
 That if we wrought our life ’twas ten to one;
 And yet we ventured, for the gain proposed
 Choked the respect of likely peril fear’d;
 And since we are o’erset, venture again.
 Come, we will all put forth, body and goods.

MORTON

‘Tis more than time: and, my most noble lord,
 I hear for certain, and do speak the truth,
 The gentle Archbishop of York is up
 With well-appointed powers: he is a man
 Who with a double surety binds his followers.
 My lord your son had only but the corpse,
 But shadows and the shows of men, to fight;
 For that same word, rebellion, did divide
 The action of their bodies from their souls;
 And they did fight with queasiness, constrain’d,
 As men drink potions, that their weapons only
 Seem’d on our side; but, for their spirits and souls,
 This word, rebellion, it had froze them up,
 As fish are in a pond. But now the bishop
 Turns insurrection to religion:
 Supposed sincere and holy in his thoughts,
 He’s followed both with body and with mind;
 And doth enlarge his rising with the blood
 Of fair King Richard, scraped from Pomfret stones;
 Derives from heaven his quarrel and his cause;
 Tells them he doth bestride a bleeding land,
 Gasping for life under great Bolingbroke;
 And more and less do flock to follow him.

NORTHUMBERLAND

I knew of this before; but, to speak truth,
 This present grief had wiped it from my mind.
 Go in with me; and counsel every man
 The aptest way for safety and revenge:
 Get posts and letters, and make friends with speed:
 Never so few, and never yet more need.

Exeunt

SCENE II. London. A street.

Enter FALSTAFF, with his Page bearing his sword and buckler

FALSTAFF

Sirrah, you giant, what says the doctor to my water?

Page

He said, sir, the water itself was a good healthy
 water; but, for the party that owed it, he might
 have more diseases than he knew for.

FALSTAFF

Men of all sorts take a pride to gird at me: the
 brain of this foolish-compounded clay, man, is not
 able to invent anything that tends to laughter, more
 than I invent or is invented on me: I am not only
 witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other
 men. I do here walk before thee like a sow that
 hath overwhelmed all her litter but one. If the
 prince put thee into my service for any other reason
 than to set me off, why then I have no judgment.
 Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn
 in my cap than to wait at my heels. I was never
 manned with an agate till now: but I will inset you
 neither in gold nor silver, but in vile apparel, and
 send you back again to your master, for a jewel,—
 the juvenal, the prince your master, whose chin is
 not yet fledged. I will sooner have a beard grow in
 the palm of my hand than he shall get one on his
 cheek; and yet he will not stick to say his face is
 a face-royal: God may finish it when he will, ’tis
 not a hair amiss yet: he may keep it still at a
 face-royal, for a barber shall never earn sixpence
 out of it; and yet he’ll be crowing as if he had
 writ man ever since his father was a bachelor. He
 may keep his own grace, but he’s almost out of mine,
 I can assure him. What said Master Dombledon about
 the satin for my short cloak and my slops?

Page

He said, sir, you should procure him better
 assurance than Bardolph: he would not take his
 band and yours; he liked not the security.

FALSTAFF

Let him be damned, like the glutton! pray God his
 tongue be hotter! A whoreson Achitophel! a rascally
 yea-forsooth knave! to bear a gentleman in hand,
 and then stand upon security! The whoreson
 smooth-pates do now wear nothing but high shoes, and
 bunches of keys at their girdles; and if a man is
 through with them in honest taking up, then they
 must stand upon security. I had as lief they would
 put ratsbane in my mouth as offer to stop it with
 security. I looked a’ should have sent me two and
 twenty yards of satin, as I am a true knight, and he
 sends me security. Well, he may sleep in security;
 for he hath the horn of abundance, and the lightness
 of his wife shines through it: and yet cannot he
 see, though he have his own lanthorn to light him.
 Where’s Bardolph?

Page

He’s gone into Smithfield to buy your worship a horse.

FALSTAFF

I bought him in Paul’s, and he’ll buy me a horse in
 Smithfield: an I could get me but a wife in the
 stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.

Enter the Lord Chief-Justice and Servant

Page

Sir, here comes the nobleman that committed the
 Prince for striking him about Bardolph.

FALSTAFF

Wait, close; I will not see him.
 Lord Chief-Justice What’s he that goes there?

Servant

Falstaff, an’t please your lordship.
 Lord Chief-Justice He that was in question for the robbery?

Servant

He, my lord: but he hath since done good service at
 Shrewsbury; and, as I hear, is now going with some
 charge to the Lord John of Lancaster.
 Lord Chief-Justice What, to York? Call him back again.

Servant

Sir John Falstaff!

FALSTAFF

Boy, tell him I am deaf.

Page

You must speak louder; my master is deaf.
 Lord Chief-Justice I am sure he is, to the hearing of any thing good.
 Go, pluck him by the elbow; I must speak with him.

Servant

Sir John!

FALSTAFF

What! a young knave, and begging! Is there not
 wars? is there not employment? doth not the king
 lack subjects? do not the rebels need soldiers?
 Though it be a shame to be on any side but one, it
 is worse shame to beg than to be on the worst side,
 were it worse than the name of rebellion can tell
 how to make it.

Servant

You mistake me, sir.

FALSTAFF

Why, sir, did I say you were an honest man? setting
 my knighthood and my soldiership aside, I had lied
 in my throat, if I had said so.

Servant

I pray you, sir, then set your knighthood and our
 soldiership aside; and give me leave to tell you,
 you lie in your throat, if you say I am any other
 than an honest man.

FALSTAFF

I give thee leave to tell me so! I lay aside that
 which grows to me! if thou gettest any leave of me,
 hang me; if thou takest leave, thou wert better be
 hanged. You hunt counter: hence! avaunt!

Servant

Sir, my lord would speak with you.
 Lord Chief-Justice Sir John Falstaff, a word with you.

FALSTAFF

My good lord! God give your lordship good time of
 day. I am glad to see your lordship abroad: I heard
 say your lordship was sick: I hope your lordship
 goes abroad by advice. Your lordship, though not
 clean past your youth, hath yet some smack of age in
 you, some relish of the saltness of time; and I must
 humbly beseech your lordship to have a reverent care
 of your health.
 Lord Chief-Justice Sir John, I sent for you before your expedition to
 Shrewsbury.

FALSTAFF

An’t please your lordship, I hear his majesty is
 returned with some discomfort from Wales.
 Lord Chief-Justice I talk not of his majesty: you would not come when
 I sent for you.

FALSTAFF

And I hear, moreover, his highness is fallen into
 this same whoreson apoplexy.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, God mend him! I pray you, let me speak with
 you.

FALSTAFF

This apoplexy is, as I take it, a kind of lethargy,
 an’t please your lordship; a kind of sleeping in the
 blood, a whoreson tingling.
 Lord Chief-Justice What tell you me of it? be it as it is.

FALSTAFF

It hath its original from much grief, from study and
 perturbation of the brain: I have read the cause of
 his effects in Galen: it is a kind of deafness.
 Lord Chief-Justice I think you are fallen into the disease; for you
 hear not what I say to you.

FALSTAFF

Very well, my lord, very well: rather, an’t please
 you, it is the disease of not listening, the malady
 of not marking, that I am troubled withal.
 Lord Chief-Justice To punish you by the heels would amend the
 attention of your ears; and I care not if I do
 become your physician.

FALSTAFF

I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient:
 your lordship may minister the potion of
 imprisonment to me in respect of poverty; but how
 should I be your patient to follow your
 prescriptions, the wise may make some dram of a
 scruple, or indeed a scruple itself.
 Lord Chief-Justice I sent for you, when there were matters against you
 for your life, to come speak with me.

FALSTAFF

As I was then advised by my learned counsel in the
 laws of this land-service, I did not come.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, the truth is, Sir John, you live in great infamy.

FALSTAFF

He that buckles him in my belt cannot live in less.
 Lord Chief-Justice Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.

FALSTAFF

I would it were otherwise; I would my means were
 greater, and my waist slenderer.
 Lord Chief-Justice You have misled the youthful prince.

FALSTAFF

The young prince hath misled me: I am the fellow
 with the great belly, and he my dog.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, I am loath to gall a new-healed wound: your
 day’s service at Shrewsbury hath a little gilded
 over your night’s exploit on Gad’s-hill: you may
 thank the unquiet time for your quiet o’er-posting
 that action.

FALSTAFF

My lord?
 Lord Chief-Justice But since all is well, keep it so: wake not a
 sleeping wolf.

FALSTAFF

To wake a wolf is as bad as to smell a fox.
 Lord Chief-Justice What! you are as a candle, the better part burnt
 out.

FALSTAFF

A wassail candle, my lord, all tallow: if I did say
 of wax, my growth would approve the truth.
 Lord Chief-Justice There is not a white hair on your face but should
 have his effect of gravity.

FALSTAFF

His effect of gravy, gravy, gravy.
 Lord Chief-Justice You follow the young prince up and down, like his
 ill angel.

FALSTAFF

Not so, my lord; your ill angel is light; but I hope
 he that looks upon me will take me without weighing:
 and yet, in some respects, I grant, I cannot go: I
 cannot tell. Virtue is of so little regard in these
 costermonger times that true valour is turned
 bear-herd: pregnancy is made a tapster, and hath
 his quick wit wasted in giving reckonings: all the
 other gifts appertinent to man, as the malice of
 this age shapes them, are not worth a gooseberry.
 You that are old consider not the capacities of us
 that are young; you do measure the heat of our
 livers with the bitterness of your galls: and we
 that are in the vaward of our youth, I must confess,
 are wags too.
 Lord Chief-Justice Do you set down your name in the scroll of youth,
 that are written down old with all the characters of
 age? Have you not a moist eye? a dry hand? a
 yellow cheek? a white beard? a decreasing leg? an
 increasing belly? is not your voice broken? your
 wind short? your chin double? your wit single? and
 every part about you blasted with antiquity? and
 will you yet call yourself young? Fie, fie, fie, Sir John!

FALSTAFF

My lord, I was born about three of the clock in the
 afternoon, with a white head and something a round
 belly. For my voice, I have lost it with halloing
 and singing of anthems. To approve my youth
 further, I will not: the truth is, I am only old in
 judgment and understanding; and he that will caper
 with me for a thousand marks, let him lend me the
 money, and have at him! For the box of the ear that
 the prince gave you, he gave it like a rude prince,
 and you took it like a sensible lord. I have
 chequed him for it, and the young lion repents;
 marry, not in ashes and sackcloth, but in new silk
 and old sack.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, God send the prince a better companion!

FALSTAFF

God send the companion a better prince! I cannot
 rid my hands of him.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, the king hath severed you and Prince Harry: I
 hear you are going with Lord John of Lancaster
 against the Archbishop and the Earl of
 Northumberland.

FALSTAFF

Yea; I thank your pretty sweet wit for it. But look
 you pray, all you that kiss my lady Peace at home,
 that our armies join not in a hot day; for, by the
 Lord, I take but two shirts out with me, and I mean
 not to sweat extraordinarily: if it be a hot day,
 and I brandish any thing but a bottle, I would I
 might never spit white again. There is not a
 dangerous action can peep out his head but I am
 thrust upon it: well, I cannot last ever: but it
 was alway yet the trick of our English nation, if
 they have a good thing, to make it too common. If
 ye will needs say I am an old man, you should give
 me rest. I would to God my name were not so
 terrible to the enemy as it is: I were better to be
 eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to
 nothing with perpetual motion.
 Lord Chief-Justice Well, be honest, be honest; and God bless your
 expedition!

FALSTAFF

Will your lordship lend me a thousand pound to
 furnish me forth?
 Lord Chief-Justice Not a penny, not a penny; you are too impatient to
 bear crosses. Fare you well: commend me to my
 cousin Westmoreland.

Exeunt Chief-Justice and Servant

FALSTAFF

If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle. A man
 can no more separate age and covetousness than a’
 can part young limbs and lechery: but the gout
 galls the one, and the pox pinches the other; and
 so both the degrees prevent my curses. Boy!

Page

Sir?

FALSTAFF

What money is in my purse?

Page

Seven groats and two pence.

FALSTAFF

I can get no remedy against this consumption of the
 purse: borrowing only lingers and lingers it out,
 but the disease is incurable. Go bear this letter
 to my Lord of Lancaster; this to the prince; this
 to the Earl of Westmoreland; and this to old
 Mistress Ursula, whom I have weekly sworn to marry
 since I perceived the first white hair on my chin.
 About it: you know where to find me.

Exit Page

A pox of this gout! or, a gout of this pox! for
 the one or the other plays the rogue with my great
 toe. ‘Tis no matter if I do halt; I have the wars
 for my colour, and my pension shall seem the more
 reasonable. A good wit will make use of any thing:
 I will turn diseases to commodity.

Exit

SCENE III. York. The Archbishop’s palace.

Enter the ARCHBISHOP OF YORK, the Lords HASTINGS, MOWBRAY, and BARDOLPH

ARCHBISHOP OF YORK

Thus have you heard our cause and known our means;
 And, my most noble friends, I pray you all,
 Speak plainly your opinions of our hopes:
 And first, lord marshal, what say you to it?

MOWBRAY

I well allow the occasion of our arms;
 But gladly would be better satisfied
 How in our means we should advance ourselves
 To look with forehead bold and big enough
 Upon the power and puissance of the king.

HASTINGS

Our present musters grow upon the file
 To five and twenty thousand men of choice;
 And our supplies live largely in the hope
 Of great Northumberland, whose bosom burns
 With an incensed fire of injuries.

LORD BARDOLPH

The question then, Lord Hastings, standeth thus;
 Whether our present five and twenty thousand
 May hold up head without Northumberland?

HASTINGS

With him, we may.

LORD BARDOLPH

Yea, marry, there’s the point:
 But if without him we be thought too feeble,
 My judgment is, we should not step too far
 Till we had his assistance by the hand;
 For in a theme so bloody-faced as this
 Conjecture, expectation, and surmise
 Of aids incertain should not be admitted.

ARCHBISHOP OF YORK

‘Tis very true, Lord Bardolph; for indeed
 It was young Hotspur’s case at Shrewsbury.

LORD BARDOLPH

It was, my lord; who lined himself with hope,
 Eating the air on promise of supply,
 Flattering himself in project of a power
 Much smaller than the smallest of his thoughts:
 And so, with great imagination
 Proper to madmen, led his powers to death
 And winking leap’d into destruction.

HASTINGS

But, by your leave, it never yet did hurt
 To lay down likelihoods and forms of hope.

LORD BARDOLPH

Yes, if this present quality of war,
 Indeed the instant action: a cause on foot
 Lives so in hope as in an early spring
 We see the appearing buds; which to prove fruit,
 Hope gives not so much warrant as despair
 That frosts will bite them. When we mean to build,
 We first survey the plot, then draw the model;
 And when we see the figure of the house,
 Then must we rate the cost of the erection;
 Which if we find outweighs ability,
 What do we then but draw anew the model
 In fewer offices, or at last desist
 To build at all? Much more, in this great work,
 Which is almost to pluck a kingdom down
 And set another up, should we survey
 The plot of situation and the model,
 Consent upon a sure foundation,
 Question surveyors, know our own estate,
 How able such a work to undergo,
 To weigh against his opposite; or else
 We fortify in paper and in figures,
 Using the names of men instead of men:
 Like one that draws the model of a house
 Beyond his power to build it; who, half through,
 Gives o’er and leaves his part-created cost
 A naked subject to the weeping clouds
 And waste for churlish winter’s tyranny.

HASTINGS

Grant that our hopes, yet likely of fair birth,
 Should be still-born, and that we now possess’d
 The utmost man of expectation,
 I think we are a body strong enough,
 Even as we are, to equal with the king.

LORD BARDOLPH

What, is the king but five and twenty thousand?

HASTINGS

To us no more; nay, not so much, Lord Bardolph.
 For his divisions, as the times do brawl,
 Are in three heads: one power against the French,
 And one against Glendower; perforce a third
 Must take up us: so is the unfirm king
 In three divided; and his coffers sound
 With hollow poverty and emptiness.

ARCHBISHOP OF YORK

That he should draw his several strengths together
 And come against us in full puissance,
 Need not be dreaded.

HASTINGS

If he should do so,
 He leaves his back unarm’d, the French and Welsh
 Baying him at the heels: never fear that.

LORD BARDOLPH

Who is it like should lead his forces hither?

HASTINGS

The Duke of Lancaster and Westmoreland;
 Against the Welsh, himself and Harry Monmouth:
 But who is substituted ‘gainst the French,
 I have no certain notice.

ARCHBISHOP OF YORK

Let us on,
 And publish the occasion of our arms.
 The commonwealth is sick of their own choice;
 Their over-greedy love hath surfeited:
 An habitation giddy and unsure
 Hath he that buildeth on the vulgar heart.
 O thou fond many, with what loud applause
 Didst thou beat heaven with blessing Bolingbroke,
 Before he was what thou wouldst have him be!
 And being now trimm’d in thine own desires,
 Thou, beastly feeder, art so full of him,
 That thou provokest thyself to cast him up.
 So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge
 Thy glutton bosom of the royal Richard;
 And now thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up,
 And howl’st to find it. What trust is in
 these times?
 They that, when Richard lived, would have him die,
 Are now become enamour’d on his grave:
 Thou, that threw’st dust upon his goodly head
 When through proud London he came sighing on
 After the admired heels of Bolingbroke,
 Criest now ‘O earth, yield us that king again,
 And take thou this!’ O thoughts of men accursed!
 Past and to come seems best; things present worst.

MOWBRAY

Shall we go draw our numbers and set on?

HASTINGS

We are time’s subjects, and time bids be gone.

Exeunt